Thursday, December 30, 2010

Toy OVERLOAD!












Oh! We had a wonderful Christmas this year. Once again, everyone was way too generous. Between the Wii, the backyard roller coaster, the bouncy house, the car games, and the robots (that's not even mentioning half of the gifts from family and friends and not even all of the gifts from Santa) we are literally needing to either buy a new house or do some serious toy downsizing! I don't even know where to start... I've been going through things and I feel like I'm just making a bigger mess. The problem is, the boys are so good with their toys that nothing is broken or torn up so I can't throw anything away and I don't know how to give away stuff that I know they love. Parker can see a toy from when he was 2 and say, "Remember when I got this on that rainy day from my great random Uncle Bob? Oh, I love this toy!" How do they remember? The best I can do for now is take out the baby baby toys and put them away for the next one. :)
We got to do so much and see so many family and friends. The boys are so blessed and they have no idea! Uncle Toby and Aunt Katrina flew all the way from Oman just to see them! :) And did they ever get an earfull from Parker. It was like he was trying to squeeze 6 months of conversations that he had missed out on with them into 2 days. I hope it didn't make them too nuts but he just really loves them.
The Hoffman Christmas is such a neat get-together where drinking is encouraged, home-cooked food is a must and caroling is the cutest tradition ever and every year brings tears to my eyes for whatever reason. The Moore Christmas is just plain goofy with our lack of traditions that always makes for new and fun memories. We pack and unpack and pack and unpack and drive ourselves silly but every year, it is worth it.
Santa must have seen how good the boys are (deep down... way deep down) because he made 2 trips. We put the boys to bed around 8:00 on Christmas Eve and they were both restless. Garrett kept saying, "Oh Santa!" in the most pathetic voice you can imagine and Parker was talking up a storm in his room for at least 30 minutes. I went in to tell him that we forgot to put out the milk and cookies and he was SO SO SO upset. How could we forget such an important thing?! When he got back in bed, he told me,"Mommy, I am SO GLAD you got me up to put Santa's food out. He would be so sad without cookies."
Once Parker was back in bed, Santa rode past in his sleigh. Garrett heard the sleigh bells and started singing Jingle Bells in his bed and then went back to the "Oh Santa" business. The next morning, when we asked Parker if he heard Santa he said he did hear his sleigh but he didn't look out the window because he was scared Santa would see him. Such a good boy!
It seems like the holidays make everyone a little crazy. By December 24th, I feel like the 900 times I told the boys, "If you two don't stop fighting, Santa isn't going to come" doesn't matter anymore. I am still the first one awake at 3 AM coughing and banging doors to get someone else to wake up with me. All to see the kids FREAK OUT that Santa amazingly did come and did get down the chimney and did eat the cookies. "I knew we were good this year" is what Parker said when he realized he got everything he wanted. "Of course you were, honey. Deep down... you were the best kids ever this year."

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Karma


Why is Karma so crazy??? I have 2 of the sweetest, most kind-hearted little boys in the universe (and by saying that, I don't mean that they are always the best behaved... they are still crazy little boys) but there is no doubt that they are sweethearts. You know, just by saying that, I am 100 % sure that they will be awful tomorrow, that is just how karma works at my house. You would think I would learn.
No matter what I say or threaten, Karma gets the better of me. For example, I had some girlfriends over the other night and we were discussing potty training and the kids wetting the bed. I had to open my big mouth, not bragging really, more so just realizing for the first time in a while, that Parker hasn't wet the bed very often at all, and not once in the past 6 months or so. Who do I get a visit from at 5am that next morning? Parker... with everything on his bed sopping wet. AND Garrett had his diaper OFF inside of his footy pj's so his whole bed was wet that morning too. I hadn't even been worried about him- he's not potty-trained. Which is a whole other karma story.

Garrett had been going on the potty for about 3 months and what do I do... start bragging (and I was bragging this time, mostly because Parker wasn't interested at all at 22 months and Garrett was being such a rock star about it.) Almost immediately following my diarrhea mouth, Garrett lost interest and hasn't gone on the potty since.

The weirdest thing is threatening the boys... I think it works in reverse on them. The "Elf" that comes to watch them everyday and then reports back to Santa has NOT ONCE, in the 2 weeks that he has been watching the boys, had a good report for Santa. I finally had it with their constant bickering so I told them both that the Elf was leaving and not coming back and guess what? They have been angels (for the most part) every day since. TOO WEIRD!

I deeply believe in Karma, not just because of the boys or because I have a big mouth that I tend to open too often. Karma has proved itself to me time and time again... for good and for bad. It is rearing it's ugly head with Parker right now and I actually think it's pretty hilarious. We told Parker the day would come when Garrett would be smart enough to make his life as miserable as he made Garrett's first 2 years and those days are here. He has successfully taught Garrett how to manipulate and get what he wants which includes acting innocent and getting Parker sent to his room repeatedly. This especially works on daddy who isn't home all day long and who isn't aware that Parker is innocent a lot of the time, he's just being framed by his 2 year old protege.
Well... I'll just end this by challenging Karma one last time... this one's for Kevin. I NEVER want another baby. ESPECIALLY a girl. How awful would that be? Yuck. Bows and tutu's and prom and a wedding... that is my worst nightmare. Gross. (Does sarcasm work on Karma or is that the whole point? I think I'll just shut up now!)